update
June 23, 2009
Just a note to say that the
all-time league records
have now been updated.
I tried some excel to make a spreadsheet,
like Nick who commented on the table,
and didn’t update regularly.
http://www.ziddu.com/download/5514320/LEAGUERECORDS2009.XLS.html
nieuwe rage
June 2, 2009
Nieuwe rage in Duitsland.
Nog snel even plassen voordat
de trein komt.
Dat gaat meestal nog wel goed.
Waar het fout gaat is het uit-druppen.
Hallo, ihr Maedchen!
Ihr könnt auch sauber-machen!
Goochel-truc(je)
May 27, 2009
Een JavaScrip(t)je – goochel-truc(je).doc.
Klik op 1 van de buttons van de toverstaf.
De tekst truc wordt weergegeven, maar als
iemand zegt van – nou, dat is maar een truc-je,
dan zit je natuurlijk rechts nog verborgen in het
tekst-veld.
Ik heb hem hier
uitgeprobeerd, en daar deed ie ‘t.
When the Lady Wipes/Golden Eardrips
May 14, 2009
Originally by Golden Earring,
When the Lady Smiles.
Alternative lyrics in progress.
When the lady wipes, you know she brings me down
Her lips are damp, but’ll be dry soon
When her fingertips, go down there I’m reaching new highs
Then it’s me I’m soft, no sand-paper h-uh
And she loves it, yeah she loves it
I’m the answer t’all her dreams
Everytime it feels an act of kindness
After the squatting, the lass is smiling
Can see her teeth now
Maybe she’s rubbin’, faster and faster
Just us two then, together oh I
I’m a bettin’ on a game of lust
oh oh oh I, I’m bettin’ that lust is
gonna come out
When the walls no longer shout, back not me
and I’m feelin’ proud
When the lady wipes she holds
me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she can always bring me down
But when the lady smiles, I can’t resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don’t resist at all
‘cos I’m walking on clouds and she is leadin’ the way
My friends tell me, she’s the beast inside your paradise
I guess you’ve heard it all before
A fallen angel, that has got you hypnotised
and that always needs some more, hu-u
and I love it, yeah I love it
She’s done nothin’ to mislead me
‘cos everytime we meet the earth is shakin’
It doesn’t matter, a lass is peeing’, I hear her squatting
Maybe it’s rainin’, faster and faster
Shadow dancin’, together oh I
I’m bettin’ on the game of love
Oh oh oh I, I’m bettin’ that love is gonna come out
When the walls no longer shout, back at me
and I’m feeling proud
When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she could always let me down
But when the lady smiles, I can’t resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don’t resist at all
‘cos we’re walkin’ on clouds and she is leadin’
Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo……
The Pun
April 22, 2009
Wanted:
Headlines full of Pun.
For a newspaper (or site/blog),
headlines with WordPlay.
Wanted for page 3, handbrah pics?
Any Change?
April 19, 2009
Have a couple spare millions?
Recommended:
IBAN:
NL37INGB0001112041
BIC:
INGBNL2A
10 million = 10% of the PROFIT
25 million = 25% etc
Not 90% or above
Gelukkig hebben we de foto’s nog – 4
January 28, 2009
* Toch geheime dochter Bassie
* She acts like she clowns the place
*New band described as mix between Kiss and Rockbitch
Winning Football Leagues
January 24, 2009
How were the leagues won?
Inspired by a german magazine, I had a go.
All the divisions of the FOOTBALL LEAGUE
have been counted together.
Premiership is not included.
In the first column the year.
1889 referes to the 1888/1889 season.
W = most won
L = fewest lost
F = most scored
A = fewest conceded
If another club has same number of wins/defeats
for/against, it is counted for the champion club.
| year | W | L | F | A |
| 1889 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 1890 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| 1891 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| 1892 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| 1893 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 1894 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 1895 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 1896 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 1897 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 1898 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 1899 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 1900 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| 1901 | 2 | 1 | 2 | |
| 1902 | 2 | 2 | ||
| 1903 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| 1904 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| 1905 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| 1906 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| 1907 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 1908 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 1909 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| 1910 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 1911 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| 1912 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| 1913 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| 1914 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 1915 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| 1916 | ||||
| 1917 | ||||
| 1918 | ||||
| 1919 | ||||
| 1920 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 1921 | 2 | 3 | 2 | |
| 1922 | 3 | 4 | 4 | |
| 1923 | 4 | 2 | 1 | |
| 1924 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| 1925 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| 1926 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| 1927 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| 1928 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 1929 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| 1930 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| 1931 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| 1932 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| 1933 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1934 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| 1935 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| 1936 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| 1937 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
| 1938 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 4 |
| 1939 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 1940 | ||||
| 1941 | ||||
| 1942 | ||||
| 1943 | ||||
| 1944 | ||||
| 1945 | ||||
| 1946 | ||||
| 1947 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1948 | 3 | 4 | 3 | |
| 1949 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 3 |
| 1950 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| 1951 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 |
| 1952 | 4 | 4 | 2 | |
| 1953 | 3 | 3 | 2 | |
| 1954 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 1955 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 1956 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1957 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 1 |
| 1958 | 2 | 4 | 1 | |
| 1959 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| 1960 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 1961 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 1962 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 1963 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 1964 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1965 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 1966 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 1967 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
| 1968 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| 1969 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| 1970 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 1971 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1972 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 1973 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1974 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
| 1975 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1976 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
| 1977 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 1978 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1979 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 |
| 1980 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 1981 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 1982 | 3 | 4 | 3 | |
| 1983 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| 1984 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| 1985 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| 1986 | 4 | 3 | 2 | |
| 1987 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| 1988 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 1989 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 1990 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| 1991 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| 1992 | 4 | 3 | 2 | |
| 1993 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 1994 | 3 | 2 | 2 | |
| 1995 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| 1996 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| 1997 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 1998 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 1999 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 |
| 2000 | 2 | 3 | 2 | |
| 2001 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 2002 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 2003 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 2004 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 2005 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 2006 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 2007 | 2 | 2 | 2 | |
| 2008 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 2009 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| Totals | 310 | 276 | 164 | 175 |
predictions 2009
December 31, 2008
* Julia George (-Botfield) says that famous phrase ‘Ladies & Gentlemen start your engines’ @ the Indy 500.
She came 5th in the 24 hours of Daytona.
* Inverness Change Their name.
The CT now stands for Cheryl Tweedy.
Go Ahead Eagles change their name to Girls Aloud Eagles soon after.
(And become their reserve team)
* Fearne Cotton poses nude.
She’s taken off Children in Need.
Tess Daly takes over.
Soon after she poses nude as well.
It is published in a Special Edition (of)…
The Daly Sport.
* Altrincham FC get voted out of the Conference/BSP.
Since they finished in the play-offs, the only way is… up.
(Regional divisions included in the voting)
*Luton stay up on GD.
Bournemouth are saved by Coca Cola.
They keep their League-status, which they Cherries…
Erm… Cherish.
Their new nickname Bananas inspires Coca Cola to launch Banana-Coke.
* Russell Penn signs for Alty.
* Christine Bleakley had too much Championship-Champaigne and has a number ONE on live tv.
Still under the influence she quips
-No use to wipe now…
* Despite her young age (26) Susannah from Breakfast writes her memoires.
Its title: Reid all about me.
The pics are also worth a look.
* Zoë Ball becomes the new manager of Manchester United.
It’s affecting some players, who can’t keep their eye on the… Erm, ball?
She then leaves to become manager of Slimbridge.
Shortly after nicknamed the Fat Boys.
*Sheffield United are promoted to the premiership.
They try to convince the FA that they fielded a twelfth player
all season.
The premier league don’t believe them, the FA say it don’t
count because the twelfth player was ineligable to play.
Sheffield United then tell the FA that their ground is not up to
the grade (A).
They’re demoted to the Blue Square/conf north.
*Fiona Bruce goes missing end/october start/november.
She’s found practising for Children in Need.
She’s wearing a skirt from when she was a wee lass.
Erm… it turns out it’s supposed to be that short.
She needs to wee, returning 1 and a half hours later, as
she was lass-t in the qeue.
*AFC Gretna Giants apply for a place in the Unibond league/NPL.
So do Carlisle United, who have sued Jimmy Glass for keeping them
in the Football League.
Scarborough Athletic, NCEL div 1 champions, are allowed to play in their
premier division.
*A surfing seadog is someone surfing the ‘net for non-league news.
According to the new edition of the Dictionary.
*Maiden Lane in London is renamed Iron Maiden Lane.
Australia Shop now has a sign on entry that tells costumers
to go to the basement.
| ‘Shop —> Down Under’ |
*A Park Lane girl will become famous after
going undercover.
Escorting Yer Way Up on ITV uncovers.
Some of the 7 million viewers get “other things”
way up, not knowing Big Brother’s watching them.
Soon after Laura S-M becomes PM.
*Ronnie O’Sullivan is arrested during the third frame of
the World’s final.
As he is unable to continue, his opponent wins the
World Championship 18-3.
While debate is going on about the timing of his
arrest, Tony Drago is already celebrating.
*This site is sued for causing CRI’s,
Click(-ing) Related Injuries, while this site gets its
own T.P.-brand.
It’s number 1 in “Strangest New Sites On The Web”.
It’ll start to donate/spend a penny for every picture featured to Pink Ribbon.
girls blog update
November 7, 2008
Update on the girls souvenirs blog.
Response hasn’t been overwhelming, but a little patience is reserved.
Just having some reservations about registering and activating a blog for this little content.
The inbox seems to work perfectly, even accepting pictures.
Just a note that sponsors are welcome to spend a penny per click/picture to a charity, which might include the new blog.
Sponsors would also be welcome for other ideas, like the new blog’s own t.p. or alike.
Suggestions welcome, including for the blog’s name/title.
