Helena Lundgreen

Helena Lundgreen was studying at the London College of Printing, when posing in Front magazine’s Student Bodies.
In her case Gorgeous Student Body.
She finished the interview, despite the reporter telling her she’s a talking cow in the first question!
She would buy a badger (who has everything) Lambert & Butler and a packet of fags.
I’d love to be her Butler!
Anything else, Lady?
No, thanks.
Are you sure?
Yes!
Are you really, really sure?
YESS!
Now, get off…
Easier done than said, with a body like hers!
The reporter tells her she’s God.
Surely he means Godess?!
She’s put the kettle on.
The Queen Mum wants another cup of tea.
After she’s reminded that Lionel Blair ‘is still with us’, she makes public that she couldn’t love a man with just one arm.
She apologises to a certain Dave, a mate of the reporter, who apparently lost one arm in an accident with a fork-lift truck.
The best board game to buy someone who’s just lost their entire family, she replies is Monopoly, to focus on the most important thing in life, Money, which should make them overcome the grief.
(Now, Helena. I cut off both my hands. How much for you to do it for me?)
Finally she’s to choose between being beaten senseless by a (cute) cartoon mouse, or drowning in her own urine.
Now, I agree with her that drowning can’t be fun, but…
It took her 30 days to fill the bath(-tub).
The report finishes with ‘don’t knock it until you tried’.
Knocked it, alright.
Out.

Helena Lundgreen featured in the june 2004 issue of Front magazine, on pages 24 and 25.

She was mentioned in some site’s predictions for 2008.
When we searched for Helena Lundgreen, Google returned the search result: Did you mean: Helena Lundgren?
This might be a deliberate spelling m istake, since she was studying @ the London College of…