2 horse (drag) race
November 23, 2009
To reach their milestones.
Manchester United 1/19
to reach 2,000th win first
(v Pompey)
Arsenal 17/2 to reach 7,000
goal first (v Chelsea)
Come Black?
October 30, 2009
He still led
When he potted the last red
But the next pocket was blind
And now he’s behind
There might be a way back
But he needs up to and including the black
E/s
October 30, 2009
I can’t seem to find this
anywhere, and emailing wouldn’t
work either, prob because of
the attachment (the leaguerecords
excel file I link to at
threadhopper.forumcircle.com)
Manchester United need 3 wins to
round @ 2,000 wins.
Liverpool need 10 goals difference
to round @ an all-time GD of 2,000.
Arsenal need 10 goals to have
scored 7,000.
My prices
Man Utd 2/1
Liverpool 100/1
Arsenal 1/9
Acculator
September 9, 2009
Did you mean accumulator indeed!
According to my excel accumulator
spreadsheet, you’d need 46 bets to
win a million, @ odds of 1/2 and a
stake of £0,01.
| 0 | odds | return |
| 1 | 1 / 2 | 0,015 |
| 2 | 1 / 2 | 0,0225 |
| 3 | 1 / 2 | 0,03375 |
| 4 | 1 / 2 | 0,050625 |
| 5 | 1 / 2 | 0,0759375 |
| 6 | 1 / 2 | 0,11390625 |
| 7 | 1 / 2 | 0,170859375 |
| 8 | 1 / 2 | 0,256289063 |
| 9 | 1 / 2 | 0,384433594 |
| 10 | 1 / 2 | 0,576650391 |
| 11 | 1 / 2 | 0,864975586 |
| 12 | 1 / 2 | 1,297463379 |
| 13 | 1 / 2 | 1,946195068 |
| 14 | 1 / 2 | 2,919292603 |
| 15 | 1 / 2 | 4,378938904 |
| 16 | 1 / 2 | 6,568408356 |
| 17 | 1 / 2 | 9,852612534 |
| 18 | 1 / 2 | 14,7789188 |
| 19 | 1 / 2 | 22,1683782 |
| 20 | 1 / 2 | 33,2525673 |
| 21 | 1 / 2 | 49,87885095 |
| 22 | 1 / 2 | 74,81827643 |
| 23 | 1 / 2 | 112,2274146 |
| 24 | 1 / 2 | 168,341122 |
| 25 | 1 / 2 | 252,5116829 |
| 26 | 1 / 2 | 378,7675244 |
| 27 | 1 / 2 | 568,1512866 |
| 28 | 1 / 2 | 852,2269299 |
| 29 | 1 / 2 | 1278,340395 |
| 30 | 1 / 2 | 1917,510592 |
| 31 | 1 / 2 | 2876,265888 |
| 32 | 1 / 2 | 4314,398833 |
| 33 | 1 / 2 | 6471,598249 |
| 34 | 1 / 2 | 9707,397374 |
| 35 | 1 / 2 | 14561,09606 |
| 36 | 1 / 2 | 21841,64409 |
| 37 | 1 / 2 | 32762,46614 |
| 38 | 1 / 2 | 49143,6992 |
| 39 | 1 / 2 | 73715,54881 |
| 40 | 1 / 2 | 110573,3232 |
| 41 | 1 / 2 | 165859,9848 |
| 42 | 1 / 2 | 248789,9772 |
| 43 | 1 / 2 | 373184,9658 |
| 44 | 1 / 2 | 559777,4487 |
| 45 | 1 / 2 | 839666,1731 |
| 46 | 1 / 2 | 1259499,26 |
While @ evs it would need 27.
| 0 | odds | return |
| 1 | 1 / 1 | 0,02 |
| 2 | 1 / 1 | 0,04 |
| 3 | 1 / 1 | 0,08 |
| 4 | 1 / 1 | 0,16 |
| 5 | 1 / 1 | 0,32 |
| 6 | 1 / 1 | 0,64 |
| 7 | 1 / 1 | 1,28 |
| 8 | 1 / 1 | 2,56 |
| 9 | 1 / 1 | 5,12 |
| 10 | 1 / 1 | 10,24 |
| 11 | 1 / 1 | 20,48 |
| 12 | 1 / 1 | 40,96 |
| 13 | 1 / 1 | 81,92 |
| 14 | 1 / 1 | 163,84 |
| 15 | 1 / 1 | 327,68 |
| 16 | 1 / 1 | 655,36 |
| 17 | 1 / 1 | 1310,72 |
| 18 | 1 / 1 | 2621,44 |
| 19 | 1 / 1 | 5242,88 |
| 20 | 1 / 1 | 10485,76 |
| 21 | 1 / 1 | 20971,52 |
| 22 | 1 / 1 | 41943,04 |
| 23 | 1 / 1 | 83886,08 |
| 24 | 1 / 1 | 167772,16 |
| 25 | 1 / 1 | 335544,32 |
| 26 | 1 / 1 | 671088,64 |
| 27 | 1 / 1 | 1342177,28 |
@ 2/1 …
| 0 | odds | return |
| 1 | 2 / 1 | 0,03 |
| 2 | 2 / 1 | 0,09 |
| 3 | 2 / 1 | 0,27 |
| 4 | 2 / 1 | 0,81 |
| 5 | 2 / 1 | 2,43 |
| 6 | 2 / 1 | 7,29 |
| 7 | 2 / 1 | 21,87 |
| 8 | 2 / 1 | 65,61 |
| 9 | 2 / 1 | 196,83 |
| 10 | 2 / 1 | 590,49 |
| 11 | 2 / 1 | 1771,47 |
| 12 | 2 / 1 | 5314,41 |
| 13 | 2 / 1 | 15943,23 |
| 14 | 2 / 1 | 47829,69 |
| 15 | 2 / 1 | 143489,07 |
| 16 | 2 / 1 | 430467,21 |
| 17 | 2 / 1 | 1291401,63 |
Next Post
July 26, 2009
League Records
July 26, 2009
The League Records are now available as an excel file.
It includes a season page, and percentages.
LEAGUE RECORDS
nieuwe rage
June 2, 2009
Nieuwe rage in Duitsland.
Nog snel even plassen voordat
de trein komt.
Dat gaat meestal nog wel goed.
Waar het fout gaat is het uit-druppen.
Hallo, ihr Maedchen!
Ihr könnt auch sauber-machen!
Goochel-truc(je)
May 27, 2009
Een JavaScrip(t)je – goochel-truc(je).doc.
Klik op 1 van de buttons van de toverstaf.
De tekst truc wordt weergegeven, maar als
iemand zegt van – nou, dat is maar een truc-je,
dan zit je natuurlijk rechts nog verborgen in het
tekst-veld.
Ik heb hem hier
uitgeprobeerd, en daar deed ie ‘t.
When the Lady Wipes/Golden Eardrips
May 14, 2009
Originally by Golden Earring,
When the Lady Smiles.
Alternative lyrics in progress.
When the lady wipes, you know she brings me down
Her lips are damp, but’ll be dry soon
When her fingertips, go down there I’m reaching new highs
Then it’s me I’m soft, no sand-paper h-uh
And she loves it, yeah she loves it
I’m the answer t’all her dreams
Everytime it feels an act of kindness
After the squatting, the lass is smiling
Can see her teeth now
Maybe she’s rubbin’, faster and faster
Just us two then, together oh I
I’m a bettin’ on a game of lust
oh oh oh I, I’m bettin’ that lust is
gonna come out
When the walls no longer shout, back not me
and I’m feelin’ proud
When the lady wipes she holds
me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she can always bring me down
But when the lady smiles, I can’t resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don’t resist at all
‘cos I’m walking on clouds and she is leadin’ the way
My friends tell me, she’s the beast inside your paradise
I guess you’ve heard it all before
A fallen angel, that has got you hypnotised
and that always needs some more, hu-u
and I love it, yeah I love it
She’s done nothin’ to mislead me
‘cos everytime we meet the earth is shakin’
It doesn’t matter, a lass is peeing’, I hear her squatting
Maybe it’s rainin’, faster and faster
Shadow dancin’, together oh I
I’m bettin’ on the game of love
Oh oh oh I, I’m bettin’ that love is gonna come out
When the walls no longer shout, back at me
and I’m feeling proud
When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand
As a matter of fact, she could always let me down
But when the lady smiles, I can’t resist her call
As a matter of fact, I don’t resist at all
‘cos we’re walkin’ on clouds and she is leadin’
Oh no, oh no, oh nooooo……
The Pun
April 22, 2009
Wanted:
Headlines full of Pun.
For a newspaper (or site/blog),
headlines with WordPlay.
Wanted for page 3, handbrah pics?
