Zie speulden nooit, nee nee nooit – noojts meer Oerend Hard…

Ich bin nuer ein mädchen
Das singt was da steht
Willst du gerne wissen
Wie es weiter geht
Dann hör dir den rest an
Bis ans ende der song
Und hör ob es dir gefaellt

Told ya once and I told ya thrice
And in between I told you twice

Doesn’t look @ all rosy
Doesn’t look so good at all

I dunno what band is playing
But i sure don’t like their sound
And the way that they make a living
Playin’ a tune from some other band
And i think it’s not right
It really got me going
But this one is annoying
Should have left it just the way it was

can’t be our band that’s playing
’cause we sure have a different sound
And the way that we make a living
Playin a tune from another band
We think it was not right
It really was annoying
But this one gets you going
But then, we are professionals

Sure like it when the Quo are playing
Really love that mystery sound

Is there a better way … Cause it rained all day

Silly covers / l songs
Lay down / layla
I’m so high / earring
Toilet zone /
Rather not /
I sleep real bad / met
Am i yelling /
Sound of a screaming guy /
Houdoe rock n roll /
Nou moe rock n roll /
Glovers / it’s over /
I want a free ball / to break off /a big break
Keep talking / sleep walking
Jerms / stand /r e m
When the lady … /
I so don’t need it / pointless sisters
Evan can waite / meat loaf maiden
I forgot / i’m on fire
The final sound clown /
Mild form of … / quo
Let’s get our act together / stones
Going ’round in circles / earring
Instant access now /
Isthmian league / dd + aces
What league will we play in next season, just in case we still exist
-where do you go 2 my l’ly/
Klinkt als … / feels like heaven
Do it just for fun/ gttr carpenters
Rock ‘n’ rolly nation – ac/dc
Kirsty Wark / quo
I rather waite in vain / ph
I rather waite in vain / spain
Whatever you(r) chant
Whatever the trend
Whatever the band
Ein bisschen freude/ nicole
Lets ruin the music, let’s ruin the tune/
Mystery … / quo
She tries in strange ways/
Kill me (francoise)
Some day/
Cherokee/cheryl T.
Gimme a sequel /modern girl
Pepperspray/paper plane
Now that i am a celebrity/… sobriety
It’s in vain/it probably doesn’t get any better/ carl & simon
broken links/wings/
myth/cloudbusting
Sorted once & for all/ seek & destroy
Lets make parody/let’s go all the way
Push shot/push it/salt peppa
you gotta sing and not playback
Take me there
Getekend: de kaart
Peed jeans are made like this/ eurithmics/ -urinchicks
Fat boys running slow/bbrw/scorps
It’s just for the show
Tijd,overtijd/scorps/sly
She drives me crazy/the nonleaguedaily/nlp
Quite nice/quite eyes
No change today/nonleague today
This could be a pass-time/stones
Pasta
our club is so near to closure/queen
Rough ref / acdc
oooo I’m a pint closer to pleasure
Leave da seat down for me/b carlisle
This odd line/puntin’ st-evens
there’s a red in the pocket/UpBy40
give it up/stones
I want a free ball / to break off /a big break
I so don’t need it / pointless sisters
Let’s get our act together / stones

On Fa(r)cebook there is a group
of Backward Idiots who found it
necessary to apologise for the
Dutch political party PVV.

Other parties don’t want this party
in the coalition to run the country*.
Something THEY never did.
The majority of voters, they argue,
didn’t want the PVV.
May I remind them that an even bigger
majority don’t want GreenLeft,
Christian Union amongst others.
The election result:
VVD 31 seats
PvdA 30
PVV 24
CDA 21
SP 15
GroenLinks 10
D’66 10
SGP 2
PvdD 2

None of these parties have taken
action against the news broadcasts
where they always mention how it was
carried out by radical moslems/in name
of Islam.

I am sooooooooooo fed up with
these backward idiots I decided to
post this.

The PVV is not as radical as they want
you to believe and is CERTAINLY NOT
a one issue party.

But, while we are on the subject of apologizing,
which is why I wanted to post this in the
first place, let me apologise for the Dutch
role in slavery.
Let me apologise for what was said
about the Tenerife Air Crash.
Let me apologise for the paedophile
minister Andre Rouvoet of the CU.
Let me apologise for the left parties
murdering Pim Fortuyn.
Let me apologise for the Dutch attitude of
Sure We Can.
Let me apologise about the anti english
sentiments about ‘the strange british
systems’ when they don’t understand.
Let me apologise for them idiots who
seem to believe that Europe is about
Germany, France AND ENGLAND!!!
Let me apologise for not showing the
germans the door at the border.
Let me apologise for our lame effort(?)
during WWII.
Let me apologise for the Dutch and their
pathetic way of criticizing other people’s
english.
Yea rite, hours is purfact…
Let me apologise for this idiotic idea
of some that you’d have to motivate
people to try find a job.
Quote: they won’t do for €100 – €200
more.
Let me apologise in advance for any
inconvenience caused to Moslems.
Let me apologise for the murder of
Theo van Gogh.
Let me apologise for the Left parties
who thought it okay because of certain
things he had said, forgetting the fact
that he was an artist, hence was allowed
to say these things. (film maker etc)
Let me apologise for this Fa(r)cebook
Group who, like some Left wing parties,
just don’t like it when they don’t get
their way.
Let me apologise for these cowards who,
the going gets tough are the first to
deny any problems.
Let me apologise also, for the cowardly
and arrogant behaviour that led to
the death of Roger Williamson.
That ‘we can do it’ attitude.

Hij mag nog blij zijn dat hij
zelfmoord nog niet
is aangeklaagd voor verhinderen/
doen mislukken van een zelfmoord-poging.
De ‘dader’ had waarschijnlijk te doen
met Oostrom Agent.

In plaats van z’n zegeningen te tellen -
z’n vrouw heeft ‘m nog niet verlaten -
kan hij niet genoeg krijgen.
Schadevergoeding, slachtoffertje spelen,
ja zelfs een heus benefiet concert!
Zou een gewone burger niet krijgen.
Die zou ‘t waarschijnlijk ook niet willen.
Maar ja, grootheidswaan he.
De politie eigen.
En niet alleen de politie.
‘Moet er nog meer gebeuren’ durft hij
dan te zeggen.
Alsof de politie dat ene jota intereseert.
Oh wacht, nu zijn ze zelf aan de beurt!?
Achterlijk schofterig tuig.
En maar doen alsof ze ‘t zo goed weten.
Een dronken automobilist, omgeving Utrecht,
4 keer aanhouden in 3 uur.
Had er dan meer moeten gebeuren?
Had de automobilist, als ie weer nuchter was,
de politie kunnen aanklagen omdat die
hem niet van de weg hadden gehaald.
En maar zeiken dat -
“Weet je wel dat die 2 km te hard van je
auto een moordwapen maakt.”
En die rolstoel?
Ach, die had ie vast al verdiend
met het uitschrijven van bonnetjes.
En anders kan hij ‘m vast wel declareren.

Misschien zou degene, wiens zelfmoordpoging is
mislukt door het toedoen van deze smerige wout zelf
zelf een schadevergoeding moeten indienen.

Immers, hij mag blijkbaar ongestraft voor verward
en dader worden uitgemaakt, terwijl deze hufterige wout
zonodig de held wilde uithangen.
Echte daders durven ze immers niet aan te pakken.
Die krijgen trouwens ook geen vijftien jaar.
Had ‘m maar vermoord (= 4 maanden).
Hoewel, nu hij verlamd is kan hij zich z’n leven
lang bezinnen.
Over z’n Zonden.

Voor wie een kaartje wil sturen:
Bij voorkeur met de beste wensen
(s.v.p. niet namens mij)
Politie Zeist
T.a.v. Rob Oostrom
Postbus 514
3700 AM, Zeist

http://ambtenaar.blog.nl/werk/2009/09/20/de-reddingsactie-van-rob-oostrom

*Alty just miss out on the play-offs.
But they are allowed in after Kettering Town are denied a place in them.
Needless to say that Altrincham are a League team for season 2010/2011.

*Scientists discover that psychiatry is a(mental)n illness.
All psychiatrists are put in a camp and beheaded.
Well… That’s what they think anyway.
One shooting after another follows.

*Kevin Keegan unretires himself and is a sub until 5 minutes
from time, as Doncaster Rovers are 5-0 up against Newcastle Utd
in the play-off final.

*Louise Nurding finally goes naked.
It had to come to this really, so many guys undressing her with their eyes.

*Nude pics appear on the internet of Selena Gomez, on her 18th birthday.
They were taken when she was 14.

*Helen Willetts openly admits to using the brand that rhymes to her name.

*Lily Allen realizes there’s also wankers around and releasing her newest single – Pose for you.
*She also planned for a nice little trip, realizing only after arriving that it’s not a fair.

*Page 3 becomes The Middle Pages.
1 large please, Rachel.
Stevens that is.

*Rachel Riley says NO!
That’s N O .
She also says I P .
Turns out the T P is orange and it’s in front of orangetans.

*Schiphol in The Netherlands becomes known as Skiphol, as most airlines don’t have flights there.
Excepion: Ryan Ayr.

*Susie Dent writes a book on pun.
Mean Sound.
For those of you that don’t like pun, things can only get words.

*New SE Tagger becomes a huge succes.
Their robots search for anything between < & >, like <poem>,<info>,<stat>,<polls> etc..

*A new band is branded even worse than Rockbitch, after it openly promotes drugs.
Name of the band?
MethAllica.

*A DVD is released of Victoria Stillwell having sex with several dogs.
Title: She’s training cats and dogs.

Manchester United 1/19
to reach 2,000th win first
(v Pompey)

Arsenal 17/2 to reach 7,000
goal first (v Chelsea)

http://jjshoompeetsj.wordpress.com/2009/04/19/any-change/

Manchester United need 3 wins to
round @ 2,000 wins.
Liverpool need 10 goals difference
to round @ an all-time GD of 2,000.
Arsenal need 10 goals to have
scored 7,000.

My prices
Man Utd 2/1
Liverpool 100/1
Arsenal 1/9

Bank Account Details

According to my excel accumulator
spreadsheet, you’d need 46 bets to
win a million, @ odds of 1/2 and a
stake of £0,01.

While @ evs it would need 27.

@ 2/1 …