1 for the girls

If you’re a boy, you have a chance of 2:
You’re either alive or dead
If you’re alive: no problem
If you’re dead, you have a chance of 2:
You either go to heaven or to hell
If you go to heaven: no problem
If you go to hell, you have a chance of 2:
Either you re-incarnate as an animal, or as a piece of t.p.
If you come back as an animal: no problem
If you come back as a piece of t.p., you have a chance of 2:
You go either on the gents or the ladies
If you go on the gents: no problem
If you go on the ladies, you have a chance of 2:
You’re used either on the back, or on the front
If you go on the back: no problem
If you go on the front, you have 1 chance:
Grab it!

© JJ’s Hoompeetsj 2008

Rachel Stevens