Girls number 1s

You find everything on the internet?
Sure, there’s plenty of pictures of girls peeing, but pictures of girls…
So now your help is needed, girls!
For a new blog, specializing in girls souvenirs…
Oh, you don’t know what it is about?
Well, according to Jim Davidson you leave them in there, like a birds nest!
Although I think he meant that when you birds pee, you have a dab and it nests there.
So, let’s get started and send your pics of… your tissues, t.p. or even sandpaper when you’ve had a pee!
Alternatively you might send some peeing pictures instead.
As it should be fun, you might send some pics of yourself just posing on the toilet, or just a peeing pose.
You might send a picture of the t.p. (etc) after you’ve peed, and you know what?
That’s totally anonymous.
Anonymous Wipers.
Unknown Dabbers.

Thanks.

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sand paper

The hottest girl in town
Is coming in, and sitting down
I can clearly hear her pee
Then she reaches… For me!
You’ll find out soon, I really care
And find – I’m no sandpaper, when you use me there

Sandpee-per

The girls they peed
And, they agreed
That sandpaper is the last thing they need

© JJ’s Hoompeetsj 2008